- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Roses are flowers.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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