Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Roses are flowers.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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