- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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