- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

5 Italian guys from Long Island

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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