- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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