Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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