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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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