What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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A pope meets another one

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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