- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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