An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why? Why not?

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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