- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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womens rights.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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