A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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