whats hairy and crys your mom

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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