- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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