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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Jovan

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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