WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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