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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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