so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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hi jonny

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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