Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

my mind's eye?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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