- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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