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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Knock knock, COME IN!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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