Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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