- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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