- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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