- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

knock knock who's there ?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A pope meets another one

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