- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Your mom is so old she died

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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