- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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