- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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