A pope meets another one

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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