- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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