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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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