your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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