why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what's worse then a blowjob?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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