- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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