- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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