What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

So a baby seal walks into a club

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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