- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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