whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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