- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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