Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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