What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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