- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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