- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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