What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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the NAACP

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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