- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Good afternoon.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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