- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Small Penis.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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