Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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