- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

breasts

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??