Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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