How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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