- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Equal rights!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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