- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What has two legs? Half a cat

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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