A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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whats long and black? a baton

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What is the difference?

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Anti Joke

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