Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What comes after 69? 70

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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