- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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