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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

knock knock whos there? nobody

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

knock knock whos there? nobody

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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