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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How old are you? 7

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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