The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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NEVER

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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