- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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