How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Good afternoon.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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