- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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