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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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