What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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