- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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