- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A guy walks into a bar

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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