- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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