- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A storm be brewin!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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