Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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