Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Albino African Americans

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VITAMIN C!

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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