- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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