- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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