- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

every knight i see an owl at window

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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