- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A bar walks into a man

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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