what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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