- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What has two legs? Half a cat

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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