- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why? Because.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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