- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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