what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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