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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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