Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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