Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What fires shots? A gun

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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knock knock come in

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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