- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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