if got a joke if fogot it

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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I read the terms of service.

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