- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what looks like a banana? a penis

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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