- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's funny? Women's rights.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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