Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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