What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How old are you? 7

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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